The average cost of a wedding in the United States is $19,581. What do you think?


"That's just if you're looking for an average wedding. We've got unmemorable substandard wedding packages beginning at only 14 grand."

Keith Brenneck • Wedding Planner

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"Well, in my case, it will need to be much higher. I'm only attracted to needy, covetous women whose wedding fantasies never got beyond the Barbie stage and who never seem happy anyhow."

Alice Foder • Mica Inspector

"But what's the alternative? Saving $20,000 and having sex with lots of different people?"

Damon Lombardo • Systems Analyst