While the rest of the world goes about its business, the United States will celebrate its traditional day of thanks today. What do you think?

"Stupid Thanksgiving. I wish I could go to work."

Jason Woods • Locksmith


"That reminds me: I have to put my ashtray/gravy boat in the dishwasher."

Bill Foad • Unemployed

"Thanksgiving is my least favorite holiday next to National Give Your Mom a Candle Day. Wait, that's not a real holiday? I knew it, Mom!"

Liz Munro • Party Planner