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BROOKLYN, NY—Wearing a brand-new dress while carefully applying her makeup for the evening, local single woman Kelly Duval was reportedly getting all dolled up Sunday to watch a room full of people make out this New Year’s Eve. According to sources, Duval was going to great lengths to create big, bouncy curls in her hair to complement the bright, flirty red lipstick she was wearing so she’d look just perfect while observing happy couples embracing each other at the stroke of midnight. Knowing that she’d be standing off to the side and checking her phone as people all around her kissed someone special, Duval reportedly tried on three different pairs of shoes before settling on a comfortable but sexy black kitten heel. At press time, Duval had put on a gold braided choker and completed the perfect outfit for leaving the party early because she couldn’t bear to watch.


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