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NASHVILLE, TN—In a new report that reveals she has really enjoyed seeing pictures of you growing up over the years, sources indicated Monday that while you may not remember your mother’s friend, your mother’s friend sure does remember you. “I held you in my arms when you were just a tiny newborn baby, but it’s been so long since I’ve visited, you might not remember my name,” your mom’s friend is quoted as saying in the report, which also indicates that you were only yea high the last time she saw you and have really shot up these past few years. “I’m Jane. Gosh, it seems like it was just yesterday we were playing with Legos and you were calling me Auntie Jane. How are you these days? Are you still into computers?” According to the report, your mom’s friend went on to remark upon how nice your beard looks and ask how long you’ve been wearing it that way.

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