TAMPA, FL—Local authorities were reportedly appalled and disgusted after discovering the brutalized remains of a Taco Bell meal strewn across a table at one of the fast-food chain’s Tampa locations Monday.
“The smell was awful—just awful,” Tampa police officer Ken Burkett said after covering the mutilated, barely recognizable value meal with a napkin. “Someone really took their time with this one. We’ll have to send it to the lab for analysis, but it appears that some of the remains are missing, possibly even eaten. Dear God.”
Though there are still no leads on who is responsible for the gruesome mess or what their motives may have been for entering the restaurant in the first place, police say they believe the incident occurred sometime between 1 and 2 a.m.