PHILADELPHIA—Referring to the Emmy-winning actor as “a real family man,” mother of three Janet Jeune casually rattled off the names and ages of Alec Baldwin’s children during the course of mundane conversation Monday. “His eldest daughter, Ireland, from his first marriage with that one actress, just turned 24,” Jeune said wholly unprompted and unprovoked while watching a broadcast of It’s Complicated. “His sons are 1, 3, and 4 years old. Rafael is probably about to start kindergarten soon. Oh, and he has a 6-year-old daughter with his second wife.” Jeune’s sons confirmed that their mother continued to recall rumors about Ireland’s dating life long after her children had left the room.
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