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PITTSBURGH—Briefly interrupting her weekend cleaning to pop her head into the living room, local mom Shandi Ames arrived from the other room Sunday for her semi-hourly report on the Pittsburgh Steelers football game. “How is everything going? Are they winning?” asked Ames, collecting dirty plates and empty cups from the coffee table while giving intermittent glances at the television screen. “Everything still going okay in here? I hope the game is going well. And how’s that player I like doing?” At press time, Ames was shouting “What’s wrong? What happened?” from the kitchen after hearing audible groans and shouting from the living room.


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