Man Has Loyalty To Pretzel Brand

BROWNSVILLE, TX—Describing them as “the best pretzels out there” and “the only ones [he] buy[s],” local resident Ned Carlisle expressed his firm loyalty to Snyder’s of Hanover–brand pretzels Tuesday. “I like Snyder’s pretzels best,” said the 45-year-old electric company account manager, bolstering his assertion by stating that the particular brand’s products “just taste better.” “I don’t like Rold Gold. Rold Golds don’t crunch as much. I always get Snyder’s.” Carlisle then concluded his statement with uncharacteristic equivocation, attesting that he had no preference between the mini pretzels and the square ones that are like little waffles.

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