Kinky Couple Has Mirror In Bathroom

DURAND, MN—Guests in the home of local couple Steve and Pamela Baker were taken aback Sunday after being confronted with the sight of the large mirror mounted on the libertine kink-lovers’ bathroom wall. “I suspected those two were adventurous, but wow, I did not expect they’d rig a mirror for watching themselves doing God knows what right there in front of the sink,” said friend Rae Tanner, who also engaged in nervous speculation that the mirror may constitute a subtle invitation to join in on her hosts’ ablution-related sexual depravity. “It wouldn’t even be any of my business, but it’s a little irresponsible for swingers to put their big mirror right out in the open like this. What if a child came in here?” At press time, a horrified Tanner was trying to wash up and leave as fast as possible to avoid looking at her hosts’ electric toothbrush.

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