MENTOR, OH–A 24-minute, 10-store dadhunt came to an end Monday, when area father Warren Osmund was found in front of the wall of TV sets in the electronics department of Sears at Great Lakes Mall. "We looked everywhere," said relieved wife Harriet Osmund, who became alarmed when Warren failed to rendezvous with her and daughters Kelly and Erika at 3 p.m. at the lower-level JCPenney entrance. "I checked Ritz Camera and Gander Mountain, Kelly checked Babbage's and Champs Sports, and Erika checked the food court, but he wasn't anywhere. I'm just glad we found him safe and sound." Warren said he was never in any physical danger, explaining that he was "just killing time watching the Indians game while the gals looked for shoes."
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