Chameleon Wishes Environment Would Occasionally Adapt To Him

Study Finds Average Squirrel Lives Through Human Equivalent Of 7 Action Films Every Day

Thousands Of Polar Bears Washing Up On Nation’s Beaches

Panicked Tree Freezes In Headlights As Car Barrels Toward It

Baby Crow’s First Word ‘Caw’

Krill-Eating Whale Too Fucking Cowardly To Prey On Something Its Own Size

Panicked Oyster Praying That Lump It Feels Forming Only A Pearl

Depressed Monkey Throwing Shit At Himself

Sickly, Starving Rhino Not As Fun To Hunt

Bee Practically Blows Its Load After Seeing Purple Coneflower In Full Bloom