HARRISBURG, PA—Speculating that the rest of her day will now definitely take a turn for the worse, local mother Nicole Mendlow confirmed Friday that an incoming call she is currently receiving from her 4-year-old son’s daycare center can’t possibly be good. “Well, this is going to be rough,” Mendlow said while staring at the nursery school’s phone number flashing across her iPhone screen. “It’s not like they call you in the middle of the day to say your child is doing great. Either he hit another kid, they can’t find him, or he’s hurt.” At press time, sources confirmed that, Christ, it was even worse than Mendlow thought.
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