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Jan 13

Man Ice Skating For First Time Really Getting Hang Of Clutching Wall

Man Ice Skating For First Time Really Getting Hang Of Clutching Wall

Jan 12

Child Weirded Out After Bumping Into Teacher Outside Laptop

Child Weirded Out After Bumping Into Teacher Outside Laptop

Jan 11

Man Excited To Get Tattoo That Will One Day Be Used To Identify His Corpse

Man Excited To Get Tattoo That Will One Day Be Used To Identify His Corpse

Jan 4

Man Who Got Word-A-Day Calendar Keeps Trying To Shoehorn ‘January’ Into Conversation

Man Who Got Word-A-Day Calendar Keeps Trying To Shoehorn ‘January’ Into Conversation

Dec 25

Child’s Delighted Face On Christmas Morning Not Even Close To Worth $200

Child’s Delighted Face On Christmas Morning Not Even Close To Worth $200

Dec 24

Logistics Of Eating Oversized Candy Cane Completely Overwhelming

Logistics Of Eating Oversized Candy Cane Completely Overwhelming

Dec 23

‘Come Home For Christmas Now,’ Whispers Dad As Enraged Mom Rips Stove, Dishwasher From Wall

‘Come Home For Christmas Now,’ Whispers Dad As Enraged Mom Rips Stove, Dishwasher From Wall

Dec 21

Michigan Restaurant Server Asks Frozen Bodies Of Dining Couple On Outdoor Patio If They’d Like To See Dessert Menu

Michigan Restaurant Server Asks Frozen Bodies Of Dining Couple On Outdoor Patio If They’d Like To See Dessert Menu

Dec 18

‘Bring Me Some Holiday Cheer, You Son Of A Bitch’ Says Woman Slamming Christmas Tree Up Against Wall

‘Bring Me Some Holiday Cheer, You Son Of A Bitch’ Says Woman Slamming Christmas Tree Up Against Wall

Dec 17

Remote-Learning Student Praying It Snows Enough To Bring Down Internet Lines To Cancel School

Remote-Learning Student Praying It Snows Enough To Bring Down Internet Lines To Cancel School

Dec 16

Bingo Much Less Competitive Lately

Bingo Much Less Competitive Lately

Dec 15

Package Thief Makes Off With Entire Front Porch

Package Thief Makes Off With Entire Front Porch

Dec 14

Christmas Tree Farmer Scatters Sack Of Candy Canes Before Ravenous Douglas Firs

Christmas Tree Farmer Scatters Sack Of Candy Canes Before Ravenous Douglas Firs

Dec 11

Woman Contorts Body To Show Appropriate Contrition For Being Near Person In Store

Woman Contorts Body To Show Appropriate Contrition For Being Near Person In Store

Dec 11

Mom Flatly Informs 30-Year-Old Son He’s Getting 3 Sweaters And A Nintendo Switch For Christmas

Mom Flatly Informs 30-Year-Old Son He’s Getting 3 Sweaters And A Nintendo Switch For Christmas

Dec 11

Tabletop Crumbs Neatly Brushed Past Cupped Hand Directly Onto Floor

Tabletop Crumbs Neatly Brushed Past Cupped Hand Directly Onto Floor

Dec 10

Woman Who Took Up Knitting At Start Of Pandemic Still Mindlessly Adding To 250-Mile Scarf

Woman Who Took Up Knitting At Start Of Pandemic Still Mindlessly Adding To 250-Mile Scarf

Dec 9

Spider Catches, Whips Shoe Right Back At Woman

Spider Catches, Whips Shoe Right Back At Woman

Dec 7

Man Catches Himself Scrolling Social Media While He Supposed To Be Masturbating

Man Catches Himself Scrolling Social Media While He Supposed To Be Masturbating

Dec 4

Woman’s Hands Become Bloody Nubs Of Raw Flesh After Forgetting Nightly Moisturizing Routine

Woman’s Hands Become Bloody Nubs Of Raw Flesh After Forgetting Nightly Moisturizing Routine

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