BLOOMINGTON, IN—Telling himself it was the last time he would let her do so, area 5-year-old Adrien Hughes once again agreed to let his crying mother, Rachel, sleep in his bed last night, sources confirmed Wednesday morning. “All right, come on, get in,” said the exhausted child, who reportedly proceeded to rub the 37-year-old’s back while assuring her that she was okay and everything was going to be fine. “I’m right here, see? I’m right here next to you. There’s nothing to be afraid of, Mom. You were just having a bad night. Let’s go to sleep now.” Hughes later admitted he was also concerned to see his mother still drinking from her bottle.
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