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News in Brief

Report: Kangaroo At Petting Zoo Can’t Be Good

12:30 PM

911 Operator Informs Black Caller That Death Is On The Way

11:00 AM

State-Of-The-Art PA System Squandered On Lutheran Church

10:00 AM

Husky 9-Year-Old Claims Hotel Hot Tub As Own

3:03 PM

Report: You May Not Remember Mom’s Friend, But Mom’s Friend Sure Remembers You

2:54 PM

Teen Could Go For A Big Huff Of Something Right Now

1:01 PM

‘I Built This,’ Whispers Social Media Manager Beholding His Empire Of Successful Fuddruckers Tweets

12:16 PM

Report: Looks Like Ex Gained Some Weight Ever Since They Started Dating Someone Better

4:55 PM

Middle School Boy Assumes Crush Staring Into His Eyes During Slow Dance Waiting For Him To Make Fart Noises With Hands

4:38 PM

‘At Least Someone’s Getting Pregnant,’ Reports Mother-In-Law Watching News Story About Child Brides

3:45 PM

Business That Supposedly Considers Itself One Big Family Doesn’t Want Employees Bathing Together

11:04 AM

Dog Takes Pilgrimage To Holy Site Where It Once Found Rotisserie Chicken On Side Of Road

3:40 PM

Man Starting To Think He Didn’t Win 1995 Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes Sweepstakes For Free Trip To Australian Outback

8:30 AM

Man Who Constantly Brags About How Great He Is At Oral Tragically Good At It

3:27 PM

Report: New Suit, Sir?

1:51 PM

Learning To Love Himself Getting Man Out Of A Lot Of Painful Self-Reflection

12:00 PM

Area Man Marries Woman He Barely Knows After 5 Years Of Dating

11:00 AM

Report: On Second Glance Guy On Bus Not Actually Stanley Tucci

8:00 AM

Early Signs Of Heart Attack Mistaken For Runner’s High

2:37 PM

Mom Arrives From Other Room For Semi-Hourly Report On Game

‘I Built This,’ Whispers Social Media Manager Beholding His Empire Of Successful Fuddruckers Tweets

Report: Looks Like Ex Gained Some Weight Ever Since They Started Dating Someone Better

Middle School Boy Assumes Crush Staring Into His Eyes During Slow Dance Waiting For Him To Make Fart Noises With Hands

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Teacher Who Learns More From Her Students Than She Teaches Them Fired

High School Student, Teacher Applying For Same Summer Waitressing Job

Report: Kangaroo At Petting Zoo Can’t Be Good

911 Operator Informs Black Caller That Death Is On The Way

State-Of-The-Art PA System Squandered On Lutheran Church

Husky 9-Year-Old Claims Hotel Hot Tub As Own

Report: You May Not Remember Mom’s Friend, But Mom’s Friend Sure Remembers You

Teen Could Go For A Big Huff Of Something Right Now

‘I Built This,’ Whispers Social Media Manager Beholding His Empire Of Successful Fuddruckers Tweets

Report: Looks Like Ex Gained Some Weight Ever Since They Started Dating Someone Better

Middle School Boy Assumes Crush Staring Into His Eyes During Slow Dance Waiting For Him To Make Fart Noises With Hands

‘At Least Someone’s Getting Pregnant,’ Reports Mother-In-Law Watching News Story About Child Brides

Business That Supposedly Considers Itself One Big Family Doesn’t Want Employees Bathing Together

Dog Takes Pilgrimage To Holy Site Where It Once Found Rotisserie Chicken On Side Of Road

Man Starting To Think He Didn’t Win 1995 Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes Sweepstakes For Free Trip To Australian Outback

Man Who Constantly Brags About How Great He Is At Oral Tragically Good At It

Report: New Suit, Sir?

Learning To Love Himself Getting Man Out Of A Lot Of Painful Self-Reflection

Area Man Marries Woman He Barely Knows After 5 Years Of Dating

Report: On Second Glance Guy On Bus Not Actually Stanley Tucci

Early Signs Of Heart Attack Mistaken For Runner’s High

Mom Arrives From Other Room For Semi-Hourly Report On Game

‘I Built This,’ Whispers Social Media Manager Beholding His Empire Of Successful Fuddruckers Tweets

Report: Looks Like Ex Gained Some Weight Ever Since They Started Dating Someone Better

Middle School Boy Assumes Crush Staring Into His Eyes During Slow Dance Waiting For Him To Make Fart Noises With Hands

Wings And A Pair

911 Operator Informs Black Caller That Death Is On The Way

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately

Report: Kangaroo At Petting Zoo Can’t Be Good

911 Operator Informs Black Caller That Death Is On The Way

State-Of-The-Art PA System Squandered On Lutheran Church

Husky 9-Year-Old Claims Hotel Hot Tub As Own

Report: You May Not Remember Mom’s Friend, But Mom’s Friend Sure Remembers You

Teen Could Go For A Big Huff Of Something Right Now

‘I Built This,’ Whispers Social Media Manager Beholding His Empire Of Successful Fuddruckers Tweets

Report: Looks Like Ex Gained Some Weight Ever Since They Started Dating Someone Better

Middle School Boy Assumes Crush Staring Into His Eyes During Slow Dance Waiting For Him To Make Fart Noises With Hands

‘At Least Someone’s Getting Pregnant,’ Reports Mother-In-Law Watching News Story About Child Brides

Business That Supposedly Considers Itself One Big Family Doesn’t Want Employees Bathing Together

Dog Takes Pilgrimage To Holy Site Where It Once Found Rotisserie Chicken On Side Of Road

Man Starting To Think He Didn’t Win 1995 Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes Sweepstakes For Free Trip To Australian Outback

Man Who Constantly Brags About How Great He Is At Oral Tragically Good At It

Report: New Suit, Sir?

Learning To Love Himself Getting Man Out Of A Lot Of Painful Self-Reflection

Area Man Marries Woman He Barely Knows After 5 Years Of Dating

Report: On Second Glance Guy On Bus Not Actually Stanley Tucci

Early Signs Of Heart Attack Mistaken For Runner’s High

Mom Arrives From Other Room For Semi-Hourly Report On Game