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8:52 AM

Concerned Baby Starting To Worry Lethargic, Distant Mom Not Suffering From Postpartum Depression At All

2/20/20

12:22 PM

Mom With Arms Full Of Groceries Holds Baby By Scruff Of Neck With Mouth

1:05 PM

Armed Teacher Rehearses Shooting Wall, Gunman, 3 Students During Active Shooter Drill

9:30 AM

Waiter Asks If Couple Would Like To Pack Him Up In Little Box And Take Him Home For Later

8:00 AM

Man Who Didn’t Order Anything Online Still Checks Name On Package Just In Case Amazon Sent Him A Little Present

9:50 AM

Dad Unleashes Haunting Moan Of Satisfaction Upon Descending Into Hot Tub

9:48 AM

Couple Takes Weekend Trip Outside City To Get Away From All The Arts And Culture

12:08 PM

‘You Should Put Your Name On The Karaoke List!’ Reports Greedy, Gluttonous Hunger For Strangers’ Approval

8:30 AM

Diagram Warning Child Could Drown In Bucket Much More Clear In Hindsight

7:30 AM

Man Scrambling To Furnish Apartment Before Date Shows Up

11:18 AM

Pregnant Woman Finally Knows Joy Of What It Feels Like To Be Big Fat Guy

11:00 AM

Man Has Faint Inkling Of What Greeting Card With Picture Of Donkey On It Might Say Inside

5:44 PM

Emergency Room Staff Assures Parents That Burger King Chicken Fries Will Pass Naturally Through Child’s System

11:45 AM

Man Calms Down From Violent Rage After Seeing ‘Or Current Resident’ On Misaddressed Letter

7:30 AM

Fertility Clinic Employee Asks Couple If They’d Like To Play With Sperm Out Back And Get To Know It Better

2:13 PM

Man Crippled By Fear Of Failure As If It Hadn’t Already Happened

10:16 AM

Engineer Thinking Bridge For This One

10:13 AM

Mom Still Seething Over Car That Blew Through Stop Sign 15 Years Ago

4:09 PM

Parkinson’s Gene Waiting To Switch On Until Everything Finally Falling Into Place For Local Man

11:25 AM

Concerned Baby Starting To Worry Lethargic, Distant Mom Not Suffering From Postpartum Depression At All

Waiter Asks If Couple Would Like To Pack Him Up In Little Box And Take Him Home For Later

Armed Teacher Rehearses Shooting Wall, Gunman, 3 Students During Active Shooter Drill

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Teacher Who Learns More From Her Students Than She Teaches Them Fired

High School Student, Teacher Applying For Same Summer Waitressing Job

Concerned Baby Starting To Worry Lethargic, Distant Mom Not Suffering From Postpartum Depression At All

Mom With Arms Full Of Groceries Holds Baby By Scruff Of Neck With Mouth

Armed Teacher Rehearses Shooting Wall, Gunman, 3 Students During Active Shooter Drill

Waiter Asks If Couple Would Like To Pack Him Up In Little Box And Take Him Home For Later

Man Who Didn’t Order Anything Online Still Checks Name On Package Just In Case Amazon Sent Him A Little Present

Dad Unleashes Haunting Moan Of Satisfaction Upon Descending Into Hot Tub

Couple Takes Weekend Trip Outside City To Get Away From All The Arts And Culture

‘You Should Put Your Name On The Karaoke List!’ Reports Greedy, Gluttonous Hunger For Strangers’ Approval

Diagram Warning Child Could Drown In Bucket Much More Clear In Hindsight

Man Scrambling To Furnish Apartment Before Date Shows Up

Pregnant Woman Finally Knows Joy Of What It Feels Like To Be Big Fat Guy

Man Has Faint Inkling Of What Greeting Card With Picture Of Donkey On It Might Say Inside

Emergency Room Staff Assures Parents That Burger King Chicken Fries Will Pass Naturally Through Child’s System

Man Calms Down From Violent Rage After Seeing ‘Or Current Resident’ On Misaddressed Letter

Fertility Clinic Employee Asks Couple If They’d Like To Play With Sperm Out Back And Get To Know It Better

Man Crippled By Fear Of Failure As If It Hadn’t Already Happened

Engineer Thinking Bridge For This One

Mom Still Seething Over Car That Blew Through Stop Sign 15 Years Ago

Parkinson’s Gene Waiting To Switch On Until Everything Finally Falling Into Place For Local Man

Billboard Super Judgmental Since Converting To Christianity

Concerned Baby Starting To Worry Lethargic, Distant Mom Not Suffering From Postpartum Depression At All

Waiter Asks If Couple Would Like To Pack Him Up In Little Box And Take Him Home For Later

Armed Teacher Rehearses Shooting Wall, Gunman, 3 Students During Active Shooter Drill

‘You Take These Cuffs Off Of Me And I’ll Make You A Star,’ Says Harvey Weinstein To Female Bailiff Escorting Him Out Of Courtroom

PETA Quietly Testing ‘Coronavirus Is A Living Thing’ Ad Spots In Few Small Markets

Embarrassed Heart Surgeon Admits He May Have Accidentally Left Sanders’ Medical Records In Candidate’s Chest

Concerned Baby Starting To Worry Lethargic, Distant Mom Not Suffering From Postpartum Depression At All

Mom With Arms Full Of Groceries Holds Baby By Scruff Of Neck With Mouth

Armed Teacher Rehearses Shooting Wall, Gunman, 3 Students During Active Shooter Drill

Waiter Asks If Couple Would Like To Pack Him Up In Little Box And Take Him Home For Later

Man Who Didn’t Order Anything Online Still Checks Name On Package Just In Case Amazon Sent Him A Little Present

Dad Unleashes Haunting Moan Of Satisfaction Upon Descending Into Hot Tub

Couple Takes Weekend Trip Outside City To Get Away From All The Arts And Culture

‘You Should Put Your Name On The Karaoke List!’ Reports Greedy, Gluttonous Hunger For Strangers’ Approval

Diagram Warning Child Could Drown In Bucket Much More Clear In Hindsight

Man Scrambling To Furnish Apartment Before Date Shows Up

Pregnant Woman Finally Knows Joy Of What It Feels Like To Be Big Fat Guy

Man Has Faint Inkling Of What Greeting Card With Picture Of Donkey On It Might Say Inside

Emergency Room Staff Assures Parents That Burger King Chicken Fries Will Pass Naturally Through Child’s System

Man Calms Down From Violent Rage After Seeing ‘Or Current Resident’ On Misaddressed Letter

Fertility Clinic Employee Asks Couple If They’d Like To Play With Sperm Out Back And Get To Know It Better

Man Crippled By Fear Of Failure As If It Hadn’t Already Happened

Engineer Thinking Bridge For This One

Mom Still Seething Over Car That Blew Through Stop Sign 15 Years Ago

Parkinson’s Gene Waiting To Switch On Until Everything Finally Falling Into Place For Local Man

Billboard Super Judgmental Since Converting To Christianity