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8:30 AM

‘I’m In Witness Protection—I Mean, Doctor, I Work At Doctor,’ Says New Neighbor

7:00 AM

Spider Panics After Losing Track Of Human It Noticed Scurry Across Floor

12:29 PM

Flu Outbreak Reduces Class Sizes To Level Appropriate For Learning

4:32 PM

Area Man Loads Up On Half-Priced Armistice Day Candy

1:03 PM

Woman Knows Husband Just Acting Affectionate Because He Wants Food

12:13 PM

Girlfriend Must Have Been Drinking When She Texted Picture Of Knitted Scarf At Midnight

11/14/19

9:00 AM

Husband Returning Late At Night Accidentally Killed By Frightened Google Home

1:46 PM

Police Officer On Desk Duty Placed On Empty-Room Duty After Brutally Beating Drawer

12:46 PM

Precocious 5-Year-Old Already Holding Long, Pointless Business Meeting With Stuffed Animals

11:43 AM

Crack Of Gunfire Resounding Through Office Gives Woman Perfect Cover She Needs To Bite Into Crisp Apple

9:00 AM

Busboy Father Works Hard Every Day To Take Food Off The Table For His Family

2:42 PM

College Freshman Annoyed About Having To Room With 47-Year-Old Adjunct Professor

8:00 AM

Pack Members Worried Young Wolf May Be Sociopath After He Mauls Rabbit

1:08 PM

Mom Casually Rattles Off The Names, Ages Of Alec Baldwin’s Children

9:00 AM

Cocky Atom That Started Out In Cosmos-Shattering Supernova Reduced To Humble Role In Urine Puddle

8:00 AM

Newly Pregnant Woman A Little Too Quick To Remind Everyone She Gets To Have One Glass Of Wine A Week

9:00 AM

Recently Divorced Dad Waiting For Right Time To Introduce Children To Woman He Hooked Up With Last Night

2:36 PM

Man Watches Video About Habits Of Effective Artists So He Too Can Be Effective Artist

2:05 PM

Bar Fight De-Escalates After Both Parties Unable To Tear Off T-Shirts

8:00 AM

Flu Outbreak Reduces Class Sizes To Level Appropriate For Learning

Woman Knows Husband Just Acting Affectionate Because He Wants Food

Audience Participant Feels Like Drag Queen Deliberately Misconstruing His Answers

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Teacher Who Learns More From Her Students Than She Teaches Them Fired

High School Student, Teacher Applying For Same Summer Waitressing Job

‘I’m In Witness Protection—I Mean, Doctor, I Work At Doctor,’ Says New Neighbor

Spider Panics After Losing Track Of Human It Noticed Scurry Across Floor

Flu Outbreak Reduces Class Sizes To Level Appropriate For Learning

Area Man Loads Up On Half-Priced Armistice Day Candy

Woman Knows Husband Just Acting Affectionate Because He Wants Food

Girlfriend Must Have Been Drinking When She Texted Picture Of Knitted Scarf At Midnight

Husband Returning Late At Night Accidentally Killed By Frightened Google Home

Police Officer On Desk Duty Placed On Empty-Room Duty After Brutally Beating Drawer

Precocious 5-Year-Old Already Holding Long, Pointless Business Meeting With Stuffed Animals

Crack Of Gunfire Resounding Through Office Gives Woman Perfect Cover She Needs To Bite Into Crisp Apple

Busboy Father Works Hard Every Day To Take Food Off The Table For His Family

College Freshman Annoyed About Having To Room With 47-Year-Old Adjunct Professor

Pack Members Worried Young Wolf May Be Sociopath After He Mauls Rabbit

Mom Casually Rattles Off The Names, Ages Of Alec Baldwin’s Children

Cocky Atom That Started Out In Cosmos-Shattering Supernova Reduced To Humble Role In Urine Puddle

Newly Pregnant Woman A Little Too Quick To Remind Everyone She Gets To Have One Glass Of Wine A Week

Recently Divorced Dad Waiting For Right Time To Introduce Children To Woman He Hooked Up With Last Night

Man Watches Video About Habits Of Effective Artists So He Too Can Be Effective Artist

Bar Fight De-Escalates After Both Parties Unable To Tear Off T-Shirts

Audience Participant Feels Like Drag Queen Deliberately Misconstruing His Answers

Flu Outbreak Reduces Class Sizes To Level Appropriate For Learning

Woman Knows Husband Just Acting Affectionate Because He Wants Food

Audience Participant Feels Like Drag Queen Deliberately Misconstruing His Answers

Jim Jordan Arrives In Congress Displaying Even More Casual Look

Spider Panics After Losing Track Of Human It Noticed Scurry Across Floor

Literary Historians Discover Hemingway’s Dad Bulk Purchased 70,000 Copies Of ‘The Sun Also Rises’ To Get Son On Bestseller List

‘I’m In Witness Protection—I Mean, Doctor, I Work At Doctor,’ Says New Neighbor

Spider Panics After Losing Track Of Human It Noticed Scurry Across Floor

Flu Outbreak Reduces Class Sizes To Level Appropriate For Learning

Area Man Loads Up On Half-Priced Armistice Day Candy

Woman Knows Husband Just Acting Affectionate Because He Wants Food

Girlfriend Must Have Been Drinking When She Texted Picture Of Knitted Scarf At Midnight

Husband Returning Late At Night Accidentally Killed By Frightened Google Home

Police Officer On Desk Duty Placed On Empty-Room Duty After Brutally Beating Drawer

Precocious 5-Year-Old Already Holding Long, Pointless Business Meeting With Stuffed Animals

Crack Of Gunfire Resounding Through Office Gives Woman Perfect Cover She Needs To Bite Into Crisp Apple

Busboy Father Works Hard Every Day To Take Food Off The Table For His Family

College Freshman Annoyed About Having To Room With 47-Year-Old Adjunct Professor

Pack Members Worried Young Wolf May Be Sociopath After He Mauls Rabbit

Mom Casually Rattles Off The Names, Ages Of Alec Baldwin’s Children

Cocky Atom That Started Out In Cosmos-Shattering Supernova Reduced To Humble Role In Urine Puddle

Newly Pregnant Woman A Little Too Quick To Remind Everyone She Gets To Have One Glass Of Wine A Week

Recently Divorced Dad Waiting For Right Time To Introduce Children To Woman He Hooked Up With Last Night

Man Watches Video About Habits Of Effective Artists So He Too Can Be Effective Artist

Bar Fight De-Escalates After Both Parties Unable To Tear Off T-Shirts

Audience Participant Feels Like Drag Queen Deliberately Misconstruing His Answers