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9/20/19

News in Brief

Rookie Forest Ranger Not Getting Hopes Up About Seeing Tree On First Day

9/20/19

11:24 AM

Science Class Learning About Harmful Effects Of Sugary Sodas By Submerging Classmate In Coca-Cola For A Week

1:56 PM

Grandmother Contracts Herpes 5 Minutes After Checking Into Nursing Home

10:00 AM

Escalator Handrail Scorching Hot

9:30 AM

Holy Shit, Toddler Just Face-Planted Right Onto Sidewalk

8:00 AM

Retail Employee Has Little Daily Ritual Where He Drinks Dr. Pepper In Quiet Corner Of Stock Room And Doesn’t Kill Himself

12:58 PM

Adoption Agency Gives Couple Who Waited Long Time An Extra Kid Free Of Charge

9:30 AM

School Shooter Thankfully Stopped Before Doing Enough Damage To Restart National Gun Debate

2:32 PM

Woman Reminds Friend She Will Always Be Only A Phone Call, Uninterrupted 45-Minute Monologue About Guy She’s Seeing Away

8:30 AM

Grandpa Asks Server If They Can Break A Two

1:06 PM

BREAKING: Mr. Bennington Completely Lost His Shit In 3rd Period

9:30 AM

Dying Man’s Greatest Regret Wasting So Much Of Life Obsessing About People He Abducted And Strangled

9:00 AM

Grizzled Beer Can Used As Ashtray Watches Another Headstrong 12-Pack Come And Go Through Patio

8:00 AM

Working In General Vicinity For 8 Hours A Day Misinterpreted As Friendship

9/13/19

9:00 AM

Liberal Parents Struggling To Find School District With High-Quality Drag Queens

NORFOLK, VA—Saying it was never too early to begin instilling the values they believe in, liberal parents Christopher and Stacey Castaneda confirmed Friday that they were struggling to find a school district with high-quality drag queens. “We’re committed to finding a school system that has well-paid, skilled drag…

12:37 PM

‘Those Have To Be First-Time Parents,’ Onlooker Says Of Couple Trying To Screw Infant Into Light Bulb Socket

9/12/19

9:00 AM

Huge Box Of Extra Organs Left On Curb Outside Hospital

1:15 PM

City’s Alcoholism Rebranded As Culture

10:49 AM

Rowdy Grandma Double-Fisting Grandchildren

9:00 AM

Student Studying To Become Hair Stylist Nervous For Part Where You Practice On Cadavers

Grandmother Contracts Herpes 5 Minutes After Checking Into Nursing Home

Holy Shit, Toddler Just Face-Planted Right Onto Sidewalk

Retail Employee Has Little Daily Ritual Where He Drinks Dr. Pepper In Quiet Corner Of Stock Room And Doesn’t Kill Hims...

How To Choose A New Hairstyle

Teacher Who Learns More From Her Students Than She Teaches Them Fired

High School Student, Teacher Applying For Same Summer Waitressing Job

Rookie Forest Ranger Not Getting Hopes Up About Seeing Tree On First Day

Science Class Learning About Harmful Effects Of Sugary Sodas By Submerging Classmate In Coca-Cola For A Week

Grandmother Contracts Herpes 5 Minutes After Checking Into Nursing Home

Escalator Handrail Scorching Hot

Holy Shit, Toddler Just Face-Planted Right Onto Sidewalk

Retail Employee Has Little Daily Ritual Where He Drinks Dr. Pepper In Quiet Corner Of Stock Room And Doesn’t Kill Himself

Adoption Agency Gives Couple Who Waited Long Time An Extra Kid Free Of Charge

School Shooter Thankfully Stopped Before Doing Enough Damage To Restart National Gun Debate

Woman Reminds Friend She Will Always Be Only A Phone Call, Uninterrupted 45-Minute Monologue About Guy She’s Seeing Away

Grandpa Asks Server If They Can Break A Two

BREAKING: Mr. Bennington Completely Lost His Shit In 3rd Period

Dying Man’s Greatest Regret Wasting So Much Of Life Obsessing About People He Abducted And Strangled

Grizzled Beer Can Used As Ashtray Watches Another Headstrong 12-Pack Come And Go Through Patio

Working In General Vicinity For 8 Hours A Day Misinterpreted As Friendship

Liberal Parents Struggling To Find School District With High-Quality Drag Queens

‘Those Have To Be First-Time Parents,’ Onlooker Says Of Couple Trying To Screw Infant Into Light Bulb Socket

Huge Box Of Extra Organs Left On Curb Outside Hospital

City’s Alcoholism Rebranded As Culture

Rowdy Grandma Double-Fisting Grandchildren

Student Studying To Become Hair Stylist Nervous For Part Where You Practice On Cadavers

Grandmother Contracts Herpes 5 Minutes After Checking Into Nursing Home

Holy Shit, Toddler Just Face-Planted Right Onto Sidewalk

Retail Employee Has Little Daily Ritual Where He Drinks Dr. Pepper In Quiet Corner Of Stock Room And Doesn’t Kill Hims...

Audubon Society President Spends Another Morning In Attic Feeding Nation’s 2.9 Billion Missing Birds

Rob Gronkowski’s Wife Gets Out Photo Album To Prove To Him He's Met Tom Brady

Rookie Forest Ranger Not Getting Hopes Up About Seeing Tree On First Day

Rookie Forest Ranger Not Getting Hopes Up About Seeing Tree On First Day

Science Class Learning About Harmful Effects Of Sugary Sodas By Submerging Classmate In Coca-Cola For A Week

Grandmother Contracts Herpes 5 Minutes After Checking Into Nursing Home

Escalator Handrail Scorching Hot

Holy Shit, Toddler Just Face-Planted Right Onto Sidewalk

Retail Employee Has Little Daily Ritual Where He Drinks Dr. Pepper In Quiet Corner Of Stock Room And Doesn’t Kill Himself

Adoption Agency Gives Couple Who Waited Long Time An Extra Kid Free Of Charge

School Shooter Thankfully Stopped Before Doing Enough Damage To Restart National Gun Debate

Woman Reminds Friend She Will Always Be Only A Phone Call, Uninterrupted 45-Minute Monologue About Guy She’s Seeing Away

Grandpa Asks Server If They Can Break A Two

BREAKING: Mr. Bennington Completely Lost His Shit In 3rd Period

Dying Man’s Greatest Regret Wasting So Much Of Life Obsessing About People He Abducted And Strangled

Grizzled Beer Can Used As Ashtray Watches Another Headstrong 12-Pack Come And Go Through Patio

Working In General Vicinity For 8 Hours A Day Misinterpreted As Friendship

Liberal Parents Struggling To Find School District With High-Quality Drag Queens

‘Those Have To Be First-Time Parents,’ Onlooker Says Of Couple Trying To Screw Infant Into Light Bulb Socket

Huge Box Of Extra Organs Left On Curb Outside Hospital

City’s Alcoholism Rebranded As Culture

Rowdy Grandma Double-Fisting Grandchildren

Student Studying To Become Hair Stylist Nervous For Part Where You Practice On Cadavers