The head chef of a Santa Monica sushi restaurant was charged with serving the meat of the endangered sei whale. What do you think?


"I don't get it, what's wrong? Did it taste bad or something?"

Dominic Haskins • Internal Audit Manager

"Sure, that's exotic, but nothing satisfies me more than feasting on the ultimate prey: chicken."

Lorrie Murphy • Accounts Receivable

"Serving whale? That's disgusting. Oh, look! Lasagna in a can is on sale at Albertson’s!"

Noel Ash • Prep Cook